KG, SOOTY, LITTLE PEOPLE...

KG's going to BOSTON!!!
KG's going to BOSTON!!!


Hooray!! Hooray!!
I can cheer for the CELTICS again!!!

Haven't cheered for 'em since the Larry Bird days...

Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and the Big Ticket are gonna kick some serious ass in the Weak "JV" Eastern Conference.

Well.....as long as they stay healthy....
Let's keep our fingers crossed...

I would love to see Boston in the NBA Finals.
And I would especially LUV to see KG get a ring!

He deserves it!!!!

Nice writeup by Rick Olivares here.


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GUINEA PIGS GONE WILD!!!

"A guinea pig called Sooty enjoyed a night of passion with 24 females after fooling his way into their cage in south Wales.

Sooty wooed the lady guinea pigs, one by one, and has now become the proud father of 42 baby guinea pigs from his two nights of passion."
(BBC)

Stay tuned for SOOTY DOES LONDON.....


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Wow!!
CUTE Little PEOPLE!!

I like Mr. T and Wolvie!

"My all felt, handmade little people (and more). Usually mounted onto pins for wearing on your lapel or bag but the option for no pin is there also, then you have an awesome little person in your pocket :)"
(Kezzaroo - Flickr)

KARAOKE FRIENDSTER!!!!, ABUSED PUSKALs, WONDER WOMAN's CAR, SITH IN 5 Secs, HP Killfest......

OMG.

IT's ONLINE KARAOKE + FRIENDSTER!!!
or
ONLINE KARAOKE + MULTIPLY!!
or
ONLINE KARAOKE + FACEBOOK/MySPACE!!

Whatevs....

Anywhichway -- ya gotta check out this site!!
This site is a definite must for all ya wannabe or already-are SONGBIRDS.

SINGSHOT!!


Show them who's boss BENJ!!

You got some tough competition though dude...

Like
Geoff....

He's so.......
so..........
????????????????????????????


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I got 4 PusKals.

(Pusang Kalye -- get it?? -Like AsKals?/
Hardy Har Har)

And
THIS
is PUSKAL Cruelty.


The Hello Kitty Transformation System.


WTF???


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Coolnesss!!!
WONDER WOMAN'S CAR!!!


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Hahahahaahah!!
REVENGE OF THE SITH
in
5
Seconds.



K.Knight this onez for U.


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(Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Spoiler!!)
DO NOT frickin' SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK!!


I TOLD YOU IT WAS A KILLFEST!!!

List of characters killed

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows has the longest list of named casualties of any Harry Potter book.

Character	Killed By	Cause of Death	Point of Death
Charity Burbage	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	Gathering of Death Eaters at Malfoy Manor
Hedwig	A Death Eater	Avada Kedavra	The flight from Little Whinging
Alastor Moody	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	The flight from Little Whinging
Ted Tonks	Snatchers	Unknown	The search for Muggles and Blood Traitors
Dirk Cresswell	Snatchers	Unknown	The search for Muggles and Blood Traitors
Gregorovitch	Voldemort	Unknown	Unknown
Rufus Scrimgeour	Voldemort	Unknown	Shortly after visiting Harry's 17th Birthday Party
Grindelwald	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	Coincides with the escape from Malfoy Manor
Bathilda Bagshot	Voldemort	Unknown	Unknown
Wormtail	His own magic silver hand	Strangulation	The escape from Malfoy Manor
Dobby	Bellatrix Lestrange	Throwing knife	The escape from Malfoy Manor
Remus Lupin	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Nymphadora Tonks	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Vincent Crabbe	Himself	Fiendfyre	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Severus Snape	Nagini	snakebite	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Fred Weasley	Rookwood	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Colin Creevey	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Nagini	Neville	Beheaded with Gryffindor's sword	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Antonin Dolohov	Professor Flitwick	Unknown spell	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Bellatrix Lestrange	Molly Weasley	Unknown spell	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Voldemort	Himself	Avada Kedavra (Spell backfire caused by Elder Wand Allegiance)	Second Battle of Hogwarts

About 50 people were killed in the Second Battle of Hogwarts, but most of their names are not given.

THE DARK KNIGHT (New Joker Photo!!), HEIDI KLUM, REAL AGE CALQ, TABASCO

I know. I know.

THE DARK KNIGHT is still so far away.
(It's opening on July 18, 2007)

But Heath Ledger as the JOKER??
Coool... We gotta post dat!

Maggie Gyllenhaal (right) takes the place of Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes.

Here's the teaser trailer.



Man....
Dat JOKESTER sure soundz creepy!!!


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Holy KLUMoley!

NOTE:
Heidi Klum has 3 kids and eeez 34?????

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THE REAL AGE CALCULATOR

Your health, lifestyle, and habits have a dramatic affect on your lifespan. We know smoking robs a person of several years of his life, as do many other activities.

A 30 year old man who smokes, is highly stressed, sleeps 5 hours per night, and is overweight could be in equivalent health to a 38 year old man who does not share these conditions. This is called Real Age or Health Age.


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Lookin' for a gift??

Howzabout....
5 GALLON TABASCO JUGS!!


"For the true TABASCO® lover, it just doesn't get any better than our Gallon Jugs of TABASCO® brand Pepper Sauces. You name the flavor! For those who use it on everything from eggs, salads, soups, chicken and burgers, to pizza, sandwiches, sides, rice and beans,

.....they'll always have enough to go around."

DUH???!!?
MORE THAN enuff to go around!!

Sweet Song Alert! - "WHEN WE DIE" by Bowling For Soup

Yo Yords.
Thanks for da tip!
WHEN WE DIE by Bowling For Soup.



Love the melody.

And check out their "1985" video too!
Hilarious!
Especially the Big Guy as a "Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible" chick!!!
Bwahahahahahaa!




Dang!

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WHEN WE DIE
(Lyrics)

Well I know that it's early, and it's too hard to think
And the broken empty bottles are a reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you, if it's not to late to say
I could put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same

Cause nothing's worth losing, especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are to fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Well, I know it's been years now, and I don't look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain.
And the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be
And I can't say that I blame you, but you can't blame me

Come over
Come over

Cause I gotta know, if I am doing this all on my own

Come over
Come over

How can I show you if you're not here

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are to fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Wooohooohooohaaaaa

(And we wont get it back when we die)

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Some dude crosses a 12-meter pool on a BODYBOARD.



Thas pretty tough ta do!

HARRY POTTER EXTENDED EPILOGUE!!!

Finished ‘Potter’? Rowling tells what happens next

Exclusive: Author gives details on events after the book’s final epilogue

ROBOTS, HOLES, JAI, DEATH CAT......ONE BIG FIGHT!!

Optimus who?

THE 50 BEST MOVIE ROBOTS

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THE GREAT BLUE HOLE

"It is one of the most astounding dive sites to be found anywhere on earth, right in the center of Lighthouse Reef is a large, almost perfectly circular hole approximately one quarter of a mile (.4 km) across.
Inside this hole the water is 480 feet (145 m) deep and it is the depth of water which gives the deep blue color that causes such structures throughout the world to be known as "blue holes.""

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Jai Reyes is da man!!!
GO ATENEO!!!
ONE BIG FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE DEATH CAT

"Oscar has predicted 25 deaths by curling up next to patient in final hours"
(MSNBC)

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THE CHICK MOTHER-CAT

"A cat has succeeded in repressing her predatory instincts by adopting seven chicks to rear alongside her own litter of kittens. One-year-old Nimra, from Madaba in Jordan, has been watching over her unusual litter ever since the chicks’ mother died a month ago.

The mixed family, made up of her four newly born kittens and seven adopted chicks, lives in a cardboard box and has seemingly put its differences aside to eat, sleep and play together. "
(The Times)

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Tres' cooooool.....

PIMP MY RICE PADDY

"Each year, farmers in the town of Inakadate in Aomori prefecture create works of crop art by growing a little purple and yellow-leafed kodaimai rice along with their local green-leafed tsugaru-roman variety."
(Pink Tentacle)

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MARTIAL ARTS NOOBS
c/o HOCHI

Heeee ya!!
I know some kara-- tay!

Ferrari Burning, Containers Tumblin', Airplanes Landin'

Jez in case you haven't seen this one yet.

F430 Ferrari explodes into flames at the South Luzon Expressway.

A "Fluid Leak" caused the blow-up.
More pics and kwento here.

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Woohooo!!

Container Ship Accidents!!

Oooohhh.... the carnage.....


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Plane Lands On Wisconsin Highway!
(Landing caught on tape by the Dashboard Cam of a Police Patrol Car.)



From Live Leak:
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin (AHN) -- A World War II-era plane made an emergency landing on a Wisconsin highway on Sunday.
Engine problems caused the 1946 North American T-6G plane to touchdown on U.S. Highway 41 near Fond du Lac Airport, the Associated Press reported.

"A person called and said that there was smoke as the plane came down," said Andy Dothone, a state patrol dispatcher.The highway was closed in both directions as authorities worked to move the plane from the highway.

William J. Leff of Dayton, Ohio was flying with his son to the Experimental Aircraft Association's AirVenture show in Oshkosh. No injuries were reported, but the right wing of the plane suffered damage as it took out highway signs during its unscheduled stop.

ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

Hey!

ROCKY BALBOA wasn't that bad!!
It was kinda good!


Twas' patterned after the original Rocky.
Lots of 70's type touchin' drama..
Topped off with a mean fight in the end.

I liked that part where Rocky was teachin' his son some hard life lessons:

Especially this quote:
(Ya gotta say it with the Rocky accent. YO ROCK!!)

"Let me tell you something you already know.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there
permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.

But it ain't how hard you hit;

it's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward.

How much you can take,
and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done.

Now, if you know what you're worth,
then go out and get what you're worth.

But you gotta be willing to take the hit,
and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.

Cowards do that and that ain't you.

You're better than that!"


Anyone got that Rocky 4 DVD?
That was me fave Rocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this actually work??

ICE CREAM IN A BAG

Milk can become ice cream in five minutes! This homemade ice cream in a bag is a summertime delight for kids and adults alike.
What you'll need:

* 1 tablespoon sugar
* 1/2 cup milk or half & half
* 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
* 6 tablespoons rock salt
* 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
* 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
* Ice cubes

How to make it:

1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!

Tips:

To make a larger amount, try doubling the recipe. Anything larger might be too big for kids to pick-up, because the ice itself is quite heavy.

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This should help....
Five Awesome And Five Awful Conversation Topics

Hmmm.. try this one too...
How to Make a Great First Impression

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Unbelievable!!
FIRST WHEELCHAIR BACKFLIP
by Aaron Fotheringham!!!



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OPTIMUS PRIME CAKE
Yum.

THE SIMPCUIS: HARRY POTTER AND THE D.H. -- DONE!!! + Thriller!

Woohoo!!

We finally finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!

T'was awesome!!

So sad to see the series end...............

But it was a great ride nonetheless.

Anyone else finished?

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After a zillion photo uploads.....
(That Simpsonizing Photo-thingy is soooo picky!)

We finally got it!

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Whatta
THRILLER!!
Expertly danced by 1,500 inmates over at the Cebu Jail....



EAT YOUR HEART OUT M.J.!
Galeng talaga ng Pilipino!!!
Galeng talaga ng Pilipino Inmates!!!

DND - HARRY POT POT

HARRY POT POT READING IN PROGRESS!!!

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While waiting......
Try -> ULTIMATE CANON ROCK


"40 videos of Pachelbel’s Canon were edited to create this video, which has been viewed almost a million times. Push play or go to YouTube. The individual artists videos are listed here." - (Neatorama)

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Or try watchin' good ol' Barney!

Right Kiddos?

SIMPSONIZE! EXPLODING WHALE!

The Simpsons Movie is on its way!

Now YOU TOO can be a Simpson!!

Just like..

and

Moi

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There's nothing like an EXPLODING WHALE...


From Neatorama:

"In November 1970, the Oregon State Highway Division got a whale of a problem: a dead 45-foot 8-ton whale was found washed up in a beach near Florence, Oregon.

So, what did they decide to do to get rid of it:

.. [The carcass] couldn’t be cut up and then buried because no one wanted to cut it up. And it couldn’t be burned. So dynamite it was, some 20 cases or a half ton of it. The hope was that the long dead Pacific gray whale would be almost disintegrated by the blast and that small pieces still around after the explosion would be taken cared of by seagulls and other scavengers …"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDROY!!!!!

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• YouSwear.com - how to swear in any language

It's about time!!

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MACHO MAN NOW READY TO READ HARRY POT POT THIS SAT.

Harry Potter Book Disguises

Do you love Harry Potter, but think you're too old and too awesome to be seen reading the books? We have the solution, my friend. Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.

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GLAM BEATLES and MORE!!!

Do you have what it takes to win this Photoshop contest??


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KAL 747 Extreme Crosswind Landing at ye olde Hong Kong Kai Tak Airport.

Man... landing at Kai Tak was one scary and exciting adventure......
That 47 degree hard right turn just before touching down was unbelievable!

Banquet (MTV) - Starring: DaCui's + PAOLO CUI ROCKX!!!

I've always wanted to make my "own" music video for one of my all-time fave songs --> Banquet by Bloc Party.

Here's d'result.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
ADOBE PREMIERE PRO --> WOW!!!

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PAOLO CUI IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

13 minutes

Add to My Profile | More Videos

iTUNES Milestone

OH YEAH!!!!

Finally hit the 4t iTunes songs mark.

And all of em' with Album Art, Year, Track number etc. etc. ...

Talk about anal.


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In other news....

There's nothin' like an Urban Ninja!
Ow... jez watchin it gives me aching, knobby knees the chills............

MS.CUTIE McCUI

It's Ms. Cutie McCui!!!!!!

with Mama Cutie McCui,

Lola "The First Cute" Luz,

and Yordi "Eternal Cuteness" Cui.

Whattacutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACHY!!!!!!!!!!

WE LOVE YOU ZO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Dad, Mom and Cararing.


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Happy Bday Greetings
to
Calai (July 8)
and
to
Jamie (The Man) Rivera (July 5)
too!!

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Congrats also to Leni for succeeding in Dubai!

Check out her great article here.

URCC X

Benjor, Joey Kilayko and I watched URCC X the other week.

It was wicked!!!

The WUSHU guys led By Kevin Belingon and Eduard Folayang upset the well-loved and heavily favored URCC vets Richard Lasprilla and Allan Co respectively.

Damn!!

Here are some clips that I posted over at ye olde YOUTUBE:

URCC X - (Short Clip.1) Allan Co vs. Eduard Folayang


URCC X - (Short Clip.2) Allan Co vs. Eduard Folayang


URCC X - (Short Clip) Richard Lasprilla vs. Kevin Belingon


And all of the other fights were great!!

It was so exciting that I couldn't find time to take a pee once the fights started!!
Bwahahahaha!

The fight between Terminator Tagakay and Taku Nishimura was a nice one too!!
Tagakay won the bout with his heavy fists but Taku was really entertaining with his crowd-pleasing antics and smile.
(Smiling in d'URCC??? U betcha!)


Here's to the next URCC!!
Congrats again to Alvin Aguilar for a great event!


Check out HOCHI's Multi Site for great pics of the event.
Click here for more info on URCC X via MMA Manila.

I Heart Joey Gosiengfiao. (Peace the Spork Out in Heaven Joey G. - you too... Soundwave.)

Forgive me.
I just couldn't resist.

"Beeg Brown Eyes"
"An exciting and adventurous..?????????"
"Birds of d sem fether FLOCK....."



TONTA!!
"Use your own panty" "Shaddap!"
"Mag alis kayo ng panty kung gusto ninyo! But my panty stays... right were it is!"




"O! Buti nga may SOUNDS tayo eh"
"Op cors I hab ebrything"

Tapos sayaw ???? and sabunutan ulit!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!


"Oh, eets a bright sanny day."
"An hour of tender loving care in the 8 o'clock sunshine."
"Yan ang sikreto ng aking YOUTHFUL complexion."
"It's Ms. Manila Sunshine not Ms. Manila Sunstroke."
"He!! You're not a VIRGIN anymore."



Click here for
More GLORIOUS "1000 peysos" Joey G smack
Courtesy of Lizie Cutie!!


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Ey Karla Knight!!

I FOUND SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!!!!!
He's trying to cope with not being in the movie and all....
F*ckn IPODS!
Bwahahahaha!




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Last but not least......

Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost.

Thanks for this one Benj!
I can't believe they pulled out Hoost's nosehairs and whacked his ass!!

JOEY GOSIENGFIAO IS DA SHIZ... Transformers too.... :)

Gabe Mercado posted some
HILARIOUS
AVANTE GARDE THROW BACK FLIP FILM CLIPS
by the oneuvakind-wonderkind Joey Gosiengfiao (RIP).

Just wanted to share it with y'all!

You beetses!!
Common Laborers!!

STARIRAY!! BRUHAA!!!! Eggs Benedict??

Bwahahahahahaha!!






"Temptation Island is the story of a group of beauty contestants who set sail in a cruise ship; the ship bursts into flames, sinks (don't ask), the survivors--four women, two men and a maid--land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find food, water, shelter, and an outlet for their hairdryers." - from Critic after Dark

What the????

Gawddang!!
It's FLIP 80's KITSCH at it's finest!!!!!!!!!

I'm now a JOEY G. fan...........

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BTW,

Transformers The Movie absolutely rocked!!

I second the motions
of
Daddychoy, Rick and Karla Knight.


Howevs, didn't you notice some similarities with Transformers and other epic ALIEN/Michael Bay films?:

1) Romantic Scenes
Scene of Shia and Megan kissing under a tree = Scene of Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler kissing under a tree

2) Secret Agencies
Sector 7 (Transformers) = MIB (Men In Black) = Area 51 (Independence Day)

3) Dogs
Dog in bike (Armageddon) = Dog of Will Smith's Stripper GF (Independence Day).

Been watching too many epic alien movies ... me thinks....


Anyone else wanna change their name to MEGATRON???

Sunday Lunch At Bita's

There's nothin' like a traditional SUNDAY LUNCH OVER AT BITA'S!!

I still remember back in the day when we were kids.

We would enter Bita's house to the glorious scent of succulent pork chops basting on a hot grill.

Lolo Jorge Cui would be sweatin' away over at the bbq pit -- making sure that the pork chops were cooked to absolute charcoal perfection..

Fat a little burnt and Meat so soft......
YUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lolo is in heaven now.
But his recipe lives on with Bita and the Cui Brood.

Drooooool......

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In other Cuinews, Yordi bought a new DVD Videocam.
He's gonna use it daw for his shows and stuff.

Somekinduva value-add for his sound tech business.
Good Sound + Video Recording of your live performance pa!

Notice: He still kept the tag on.....

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The Sunday Lunch was extra special that day because most of the orig Cui Brothers based in Manila were able to make it.

Only Tito Ricky was not able to make it.
He was probably scuba diving over at Puerto Galera. :)

(L-R sitting) Tita Nanette, Tito Jojo (OCB/Orig Cui Brother), Pops (OCB), Tito Chiqui (OCB), Tita Paz
(L-R standing) Tita Merl, Henrick (back turned), Tito Peque (OCB), Nikki, Bita, Tita Yvette

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It was doubly extra special too coz' Aki (Henrick and Frankie's Daughter) and Bella (Gianco and Mia's Daughter) were present.

Add in Marco (Andre and Janlo's 3rd son).....

And the 2nd Bita Cui Greatgrandkid Group is complete!

That meant only one thing!
Harsh Picture time!!

(FYIP - The 1st Bita Cui Greatgrandkid Group is composed of Marga, Fras, Martin, Anton and Zachy)

Aki and Ringring

Bella, Aki and Ringring
Bella, Cara and Marco
AND THE GREAT LOVELY BITA CUI WATCHIN' OVER EVERYONE!!
(Zachy included)