Monday, May 07, 2007

The Pagsanjan Falls Adventure

WE MADE IT!!!
I made it a point to take Rosabel to Pagsanjan Falls after we had our team building activity at Hotel La Corona, Pagsanjan almost a month ago.

She always wanted to go "white water rafting".

Well, it wasn't really "white-water rafting".
It was more like "white hot fun and bruises".

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We left da house real early at 530am to avoid all the traffic that builds up around the Laguna Towns (especially Los Banos!!) headin' in to Pagsanjan, Laguna.

And lo and behold, we got to Hotel La Corona, Pagsanjan at 7am!!

Sarap.. no traffic .. twas' a mucho relaxing drive.

I actually reserved a "banca" for us a week ago from the La Corona HQ over in Manila. A great convenience in case there are wild bunches of turistas.

Another nice thing about going thru La Corona is that there is ample and safe parking space for your ride.
Purr-fect for a day trip.

So anyways....after a quick change to our "swimsuits",
we donned our life vests,
readied our nifty KODAK Underwater/Water Resistant "FILM' Camera,
(yes-- FILM!! Hahahahaha! No way was I going to risk our precious Digital Camera)

and hopped on to our "gondola".

Here-a we go-a!

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The first part of the upriver journey is pleasant and placid.

You get to check out the serene river life..

Like the river lilies, river fishermen, river bathers, river laundrywomen, river kangkong, river kalabaws..

ZZZZZZ.......

Too much serenity may sleep ya.....

So our guide lassoed HIMSELF on to another boat which had a motor in order to get us to the real fun parts faster....

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To get to the Falls, ya gotta pass by lotsa stuff...

Like the numerous rocks and huge boulders - deftly avoided by the Super Bangkeros....

The towering, magnificent and beautiful canyons...

The "Rest" Station -- aka -- '"Boss-- bili naman kayo ng chicken and Coke for your boatmen with accompanying awa effect"...
-- duh? Tourist Trap


And of course, the loneliest Tourist Center in the Philippines....
Then....

After almost 1 hour of traversing and travailing...

You hear the violent rush of falling water....


VOILA!!!!!!
HOLY WATERFALLS BATMAN!

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Now here's where it gets white hot exciting...

You can pay an additonal P90 pesos for a raft ride where you can actually go inside the cave behind and underneath the Pagsanjan Falls...


I SOOOO regretted not bringing a camera the last time we went under with my workmates

Well, not anymore!
Coz' I came ready with ye olde Water Resistant up to 50 m Camera!!

Here we go!!!
Onward To The Falls!!

Closer...

CLOSER.....

CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never mentioned to Rosabel that the falling water pressure was kinda unbelievable.

I guess I should have warned her.

She thought her head was going to be chopped off.
She was like --
"Is this right? Is this right? Do they subject our tourists to this torture?"


OOOOOOPPS!
Sorry hon..... :(
Whapak!

Anyways, you can go swimming around the falls and in the cave.

You can even use the raft rope to get near the falls and touch the falling water.
The mist/spray is sooooo strong.
You won't be able to look directly into the powerful water fall while getting closer.


Not to mention the awesome sound...

There's also lotsa wind generated by the falling water......

So basically, you feel like you're in one giant typhoon!


During the "Ber months", it would be almost impossible to even go near the falls due to the force of the water and the danger of falling debris.
As per the guides, you would end up stopping at the rest station coz' the water gets too dangerous.


So the best time to go is during the summer months (March to May) where the water ain't that strong....

Huh?
It sure felt strong to us!!!


Here's a cool shot you never see too often..

"Pagsanjan Falls from Behind"

On the raft ride back to shore, the guide made us lie face down on the raft -- para "massage" daw.

Yeah right!!

I swear, we felt like we were being pummeled by a bunch of raging WWE Wrestlers and/or WWE Kalabaws!!!!

Rosabel to Guide:
"Woooh mas-sa-he!"

Raft guide:
Hahahahahahahha!


Pocha tumawa pa.
Peste... :)


It was smooth "mini-mini white water river rafting" going back to La Corona.
We were still kinda aching from the "massage".


But by the end of the day -- it actually felt strangely refreshing
Hmmmmm.....

Enter the old adage:
NO PAIN NO GAIN.......


:)

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Much cannot be said about the bangkeros who toil through the rocks, the current, the heavy bangka and the pestering tourists just to bring you up to the falls.

I tell you..the work they put in is not commensurate to the standard fees you pay for the ride --

PHP 660.
(Php 500 pesos goes to the Boatmen)


Believe me.. After the trip is done.... you may want to pay them even more for all their superb hard work.

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WHATTARIDE!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 05, 2007

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Gods Of Rock,

Thank you so much for bringing my bestest, most favorite band in the whole wide world together again.


May you give them the strength and power to record the most explosive and smashingest Rage Against The Machine album ever this year....

May they never break up again and form that "other" group with that Soundgarden dude who hits high notes like a dudette.....

May Tom Morello surprise us by making his guitar sound like a combination of a Death Star shooting its death ray, a mooing cow and a loud fart...

May Timmy C continue to climb high MTV props while blasted....

May Brad Wilk keep his drumming sizzling like the yummy super sizzling sisig over at Paquito Mas, Alabang...

And may Zach continue to Rage.....

RAGE FOR US ALL!!!


Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Potty Express

All Aboard!!

The Pulsating..
Potty Express!!!



TION

Yes!!!
Mem'ries from The Electric Company!!
T - I - O - N
Tion Tion Tion Tion!!!

I still sing-along to this some times when I'm alone...(uuuh-- scareee...)
The song hooks you into an eternal Last Song Syndrome...
Too catchy... :)

SPIDEY bleh......

So what did you think of Spidey 3?

I liked Spidey 2 way better.
The TMNTurtles Movie was a bit more enjoyable...

And don't even COMPARE 300 to Spidey 3......
Blasphemy!!

It just didn't have that UUMPH for me.

T'was too long...
The Sandman dude wasn't that interesting....
The 'New Goblin' = Some weird kid on a flying snowboard (Ho Hum..)
Venom was cool though.

Furthermore, I got a bad case of the ZZZZZ's whenever Peter's Aunt gave those old' heart to heart life lessons....ZZZZZZ...

And dangnabbit, didya notice all the moles on Tobey Maguire's face during closeups?
Freekee'! M-m-m-mole!

Oh well, the action parts and fight scenes were still exciting...
Plus - the sequences where Peter Parker gets "VENOMIZED" and does all the disco-dancing/chick boy stuff were hilarious!!

All in all, it wasn't THAT bad....

It was just
OK.

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Now on to the next '07 blockbuster!!
SHREK THE THIRD!!
Yahoo!!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

More Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Lunch is served.
Raptor Menu for today:
1 Nikki Salad
1 Raffy Steak
1 Zachy Chicken

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a BRONTO walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face!!


Oh ye!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Manila (AP) -Man Devoured by Great White Shark while walking on the Baywalk, Roxas Boulevard, Manila Bay.


Velociraptors then came to his aid.


It's so amazing how Roxas Blvd. has transformed itself from a No Man's Land Mugging Joint to a very interesting and fun tourist attraction.

Byebye Robbers, Stabbers and Abusers!
Hello DinoLovers!!
Thanks once again Mayor Atienza.

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In other news..

Guess what we're doin on May 1!!!!
SPIDEY 3 Babeee!!

You can actually watch it on IMAX at SM Mall Of Asia!

CARARHOL

Coolness!! Andy-Warholize your pictures!!!!


Friday, April 27, 2007

M-A-N-G-O

Yowza!!!
Our Indian Mango Tree is on B -LOOOMING!!
Tis' gonna be a bountiful harvest this summer!

Thank you Nina for watching over the tree.....

Yes...
Nina's buried underneath the tree...

And NO..
It does NOT mean that she makes good fertilizer....

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Thanks Tuna for the Del.icio.us Photoshop tip!


Phil and Ted

Phil Stacey seems like a cool chap.

He sings well.

(I don't think he has what it takes to win A.I. though.
It's gonna be either Jordin or Dr. Doolittle duelin’ in d' end.)


And sometimes, I wanna cheer for him ........


It's just that.......
He reminds me too much of DEATH from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Too Freakee'! Hahahahaha!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The King and Queen

Holy Cow!!

Elvis Lives!!
And sings with Celine Dion on American Ido!!

Check it out! I CAN'T GET ENUFF! Hayop!!

Thank you "COMPUTERS!"

AI: Idol Gives Back was great.
No one got eliminated.

And there were superb perfomances from Josh Groban, Kelly Clarkson and Jack Black?? Heheheheeh!!

Bono, Madonna, Ben Stiller and other celebs appeared on the show too.

It was like watchin' Live Aid or somethin....


Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Cara reached a new milestone today.

At 1.5 years of age, she:

1) Turned on the Kolin DVD Player
2) Turned on the TV
3) Pressed Play on the DVD Player

All by herself!!

As in, we were like.... "Who turned Barney on?" "Not me!" "Not me...."

Yoiks!!


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

POPS AT THE T.O.

Pops and Carls lookin' specialasnazzy at Carla's brand spankin' new, awesome T.O. (Toronto) digz!!
Whattaview!!!

Pops flew on down to pay good ol' Letts a bisita the other week.

Afterwards, they took a bite to eat at my very own 5star restaurant........


Ain't that right Popsy??
GO RAPTORS!!!!!!!!

VC SUCKS!!
VC SUCKS!!

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In AI news:
Jordin Sparks was awesome tonight!! Melinda better watch out!

Click here to see her performance.

WHAT The F?

EB Babes vs SEXBOMB

Sex Bomb pa rin!!!!

No match ang EB babes.......Itaktak mo!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

CRITICALLY CRITICAL

This site is way too cool!!
MUSIC Aggregator
WEB 2.0 at it's finezt......

CRITICAL METRICS

Monday, April 23, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Finale'

"All good things must come to an end."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

WIDGETASMS Four

Damn u Ducks!! Damn u Dawg!!!
I'm gonna git you!!


Saturday, April 21, 2007

CAT STROKE

Told ya it was hot....
Tis' a CAT Day Afternoon....

Milestone

On April 20, 2007, Friday 6pm..

Cara finally said the magic words:

"ZACKEE"

Yey!!

Now, "Baba" means Barney.

Instead of "Baba" = Barney and/or Zachy.

KA- CHING!!

Cool...

PERSONALIZED MONEY

Create your own personalized money bill at the click of a mouse button, using the following simple steps:

  1. Choose a money bill (dollar, yen, ...)
  2. Upload a photograph
  3. Optionally, re-position the photograph
  4. Download your final image

Ya might as well also check out the Sassy Sappy Poem Generator while you're over there.

I typed in
Zachy &
Batman


The Gift

I wrote this letter especially for you
To prove that my love for you is true
Never shall I kiss someone else's lips
Never will we make any boring trips

Zachy, you are unbelievably beautiful
When I am near you my heart goes like a raging bull
Words cannot express
What I felt when you said 'yes'

Zachy, you mean so much to me
I never knew this could be
You are my sweetheart day by day
I hope you will never go away

This Batman is for you, I hope you will like it
I am dying to see your reaction, that I will admit
This poem has come to an end
There are many more I would like to send

Bwahhahahaahahah!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Too Cool..

EXCESS ARTISTE'!!!Yep! Them all celphones above!

Chris Jordan Photographic Arts


Couldn't just leave this link on d'deli.icio.us column!
Shanks Tuna!

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 2

HOTTY PATOTTY

It’s so hot
My blood is starting to clot
As sure as a dog with spots
Hmmm .. maybe not.

I jump into the shower
Briskly brush on some talcum powder
Best to do it every hour
DANG me scent sure over powers

Ahh—it’s hot!
So hot, I wanna do an Autobot
Oh please don’t forget me not…
While I melt here in the parking lot.


"Boss - pa-on naman ng aircon oh...."

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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by


WIDGETASMS Three

Yowza!
Tis' like piloting the Millenium Falcon inside the Death Star.....

Tales From The Biyatch - Part VIII


+

Zachy

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Wash And Dry

Laundry Room Girl
by
Joey and David

Thursday, April 12, 2007

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 1

THE JOG
When I wake up in the morning
I like to go jog
My thighs are aptly warming
They puff up like a horny frog

The sun to the east is rising
The wind is cool and calm
My brow is constantly perspiring
I could use some Tiger Balm

I run for one round
And walk once the next
I then declare with firm profound
"Jogging shur don’t compare to sex"
Yeeeha!
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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by

WIDGETASMS Two

Dis shiz is kinda addicting... Bwahahahaahah!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

WIDGETASMS One


Tales From The Biyatch - Part VI

After a long, gruelling epic battle on the fishing banca, we finally caught her...

"Holy Fishies Dad!" says Zachy. "She's enormous!!"

Now for a nice scale/fishie cleaning courtesy of Mang Nomer.

And voila!!! FRESH MAYMAYA!!! YUM!!!!!

She wasa sooo fresh ...... Her hearta wasa still beating!!
Double Yum!!
Barf!!

*Mang Nomer pulled all the fish guts out in ONE shot! You just have to detach some organs by the gills and by the egg/anus area.*

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YEAH RIGHT!!
We bought the MayaMaya for Php350 from a fisherman. In Manila, the fish would have cost around Php750!!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Part V

Tales From The Biyatch - Part IV

Weird Things really do come out on the beach at night ........
OMG!!!

Tis d

ROSABELLUS JIGGZMYZTERIOUS!!!!!!

Run away! Run Away!

Tales From The Biyatch - Part III

Luv this shot..

This one too...

This one d best! :)

Tales From The Biyatch - Part II

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

HUMONGOUSLY HUGE HERMIT CRAB ALERT!!!!!!!!

Ya know...

Once you go CRAB, you never go back.....

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Aaaaahhhh ... .luv dat chillout muzik..... Ruff Ruff.........


Tales From The Biyatch - Part I

Starfish Couture is soooo IN .......
Gotta gets me one of dem Starfishieberets...

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No Photoshop needed here...
*Sigh*

HAPPY EASTER!!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bye Bye Kimusabe

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya!!!

We goin to the ....


We goin to the ....


WE GOIN TO THE B - B - B - BEACH BIYATCHES!!!!

Happy Holy Week and Advance Easter to all!!


(BRB - Saturdayish)
(No CPU.....No Internet .... sob sob hu hu hu... )

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Toons!

Ey Benj!! Bato Blues?

"ToonDoo is a wacky way to get creative with comics. You can now create your own comic strips, share them or insert them in your blogs with just a few clicks and drag-n-drops!"



Thanks Letty!!

Blogger is Sooo Cool!

Blogger keeps on improvin!! And Del.icious rockx!

Here are some of the new cool features meesa added to da blog (from L-R):

HOT == POSTS
You can easily FEATURE your friends' posts on your blog by just clickin a lil' "share" button while using Google Reader!

It's a great way to share the wonderful life experiences out there.
And it's soo easy too!


SWEET DEL.ICIO.US LINKS
Thanks again Letty!

Del.icio.us has been around for a bit. It allows you to share your bookmarks with your friends, family.

Del.icio.us can put a little button on your browser when you register.

So when you seen an interesting story etc, -- you just push that little button and voila!!
The link appears on your blog (via a link roll from your del.icio.us account) and on your del.icio.us page.


YOU TUBE VIDEOS
This just in from Blogger!!!
You can now easily post/link to any You Tube Video by adding the widget on your Blogger edit layout page.

And the cool part is that it opens on top of your blog automatically for viewing when you click on one of the videos!!

Surprise Surprise!

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Man -- what else is comin'?