IRON MAN 2

LOVED IT.
GO WATCH IT.

Don't forget to stay till the end (after the credits).

The dude below's gonna be the next big marvel movie...

Get Munked with Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel - In Theaters January 8

Get Munked with Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel - In Theaters January 8

MUNK YOU! :)

Love the part when the Chipmunks met the Chipettes.

And when they dance Single Ladies!
Hahahahaha!







Thanks for the movie date Cara!! :)

HAPPY 10TH WEDDING ANNI HON!! Let's Watch Avatar!!

HAPPY 10th Wedding ANNIV HON!!!

I took the day off last Jan 6 to celebrate our 10th -- YEP!! 10th! Weddin Anni with my lovely Wifey.
We spent the morning with a "romantic" visit to the Paranaque City Hall to pay our Realty Tax.
Perfect place for a date.
Hahahahaha.

And then we moseyed down to SM MOA to finally watch AVATAR in 3d and IMAX!!!.


We had a quick lunch at Unit 8 Cafe before heading out.
They have a kick-ass delicious burger there!


WOW.
OMG.
(Insert more superlatives here)

We absolutely loved AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
Didn't want it to end.

"Ang galing-galing ng ABatar!"
Ang gwapo ni Jakesully! Aaay"



Finally! A movie where you can cheer Aliens killing humans!



Speaking of Aliens -- what alien movie wouldn't be complete without our beloved all-time resident ALIEN Movie Mother - Sigourney Weaver.

How many ALIENS has SHE killed?

Fortunately now -- she's the one trying to save em.

The Col. guy played by Stephen Lang was a real kick-ass bad guy. Complete with the requisite scars and stuff. And very hard to kill too.


The world of Avatar is so beautiful. Especially in 3D and IMAX. It opens up right before eyes. Kulang nalang you can smell and touch. I guess that's the next thing. 4D Movies.


The Holodeck can't be far away now.



They had the standard Independence Day/ Braveheart Speech during the movie of course. Considering that this IS a "Freedom" type flick. But it paled in comparison to the others.



What I found funny though were the tails of the Na'Vi and how they connected to the Eyra via the Tree Of Souls.

It reminded me too much of a LAN Cable plugging into an Ethernet Port to access the Web or in this case The World Wide Eyra.
Didn't they have a WIFI /Wireless connection?

I mean pluggin in is so passe'!
Hehehehe.

Anyways , the movie is so worth the Php400 per person you pay to get in.
GO FOR IT!!!!
You have to experience it in 3D and IMAX.
Then go buy the DVD for the repeats.


We headed home after Avatar and had a nice dinner at the super sarap HAP CHAN TEAHOUSE near South Supermarket.


WHATTA WAY TO END THE DAY!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WIFEY!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Revenge Of The Nerds

Twas a quiet afternoon before the New Year.

When all ye gathered to watch the Nerds.

NERDS
NERDS
NERDS
NERDS

One of my fave all-time movies.
HILARIOUS!!!!!

I think Carls and I watched this like around 50 times growin up.
Ya know the saying.
Nerds of the same feather FLOCK together


Let's sing it LAMAR!



Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands.
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.
We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you.
We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound
that'll make you move your body down to the ground.
We got Poindexter on the violin,
and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in.
We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar
and a rap by little ol' me Lamar.
We got Takashi beating on his gong,
the boys and the Mu's are clapping along.
And just when you thought, ya seen it all,
along comes a Lambda four foot tall.
So Wormser come on out here on the floor,
so we can work our bodies, like never before.
Breeeeeeeeeaaaaak!

ALLL NIGGGHHT... ALLL NIGHHHT PARTyyyyyyyy....
UN JEFFERSON RULES

IRON MAN 2 TRAILER

LOOKS REALLY GOOD



Mickey Rourke plays the villain Whiplash.
Scarlett Johansson plays the Black Widow.

Coming on May 2010.

ENCHANTED by The Movie Enchanted!

I'm such a sucker for happy endings, mah-velous musicals and sappy love stories.. Hehehehehehe!!

(Watched too many Disney movies growing up!!)

So naturally...

I found ENCHANTED real...uuuhhh...
ENCHANTING!!!


Just watchin' the rats, roaches, flies and pigeons doin' dishes is already worth the admission!!
HILARIOUS!!
And gross at the same time.

:)

Cyclops (James Marsden) was great playing the Prince.
I never knew he could act and SING like that. Hahahahahaha!
He was real funny and entertaining.

The chipmunk was funny.

The songs and dancing were excellent.

Amy Adams who played the main character- Giselle was also amazing.
She sings most of the songs too!


Idina Menzel is in the film!
It's just too bad she didn't get a chance to sing.
She would have blown everyone away fo' sure.


And that song sung by Jon Mclaughlin!!
DAMN!
Nice voice and melody.
The song's called -- "So Close"
I think I'll download that song and bunch of other songs from the movie later.


Anyways, I TOTALLY recommend that you watch this movie.

YOU"LL REALLY BE EN.......

THE DARK KNIGHT (New Joker Photo!!), HEIDI KLUM, REAL AGE CALQ, TABASCO

I know. I know.

THE DARK KNIGHT is still so far away.
(It's opening on July 18, 2007)

But Heath Ledger as the JOKER??
Coool... We gotta post dat!

Maggie Gyllenhaal (right) takes the place of Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes.

Here's the teaser trailer.



Man....
Dat JOKESTER sure soundz creepy!!!


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Holy KLUMoley!

NOTE:
Heidi Klum has 3 kids and eeez 34?????

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THE REAL AGE CALCULATOR

Your health, lifestyle, and habits have a dramatic affect on your lifespan. We know smoking robs a person of several years of his life, as do many other activities.

A 30 year old man who smokes, is highly stressed, sleeps 5 hours per night, and is overweight could be in equivalent health to a 38 year old man who does not share these conditions. This is called Real Age or Health Age.


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Lookin' for a gift??

Howzabout....
5 GALLON TABASCO JUGS!!


"For the true TABASCO® lover, it just doesn't get any better than our Gallon Jugs of TABASCO® brand Pepper Sauces. You name the flavor! For those who use it on everything from eggs, salads, soups, chicken and burgers, to pizza, sandwiches, sides, rice and beans,

.....they'll always have enough to go around."

DUH???!!?
MORE THAN enuff to go around!!

ROBOTS, HOLES, JAI, DEATH CAT......ONE BIG FIGHT!!

Optimus who?

THE 50 BEST MOVIE ROBOTS

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THE GREAT BLUE HOLE

"It is one of the most astounding dive sites to be found anywhere on earth, right in the center of Lighthouse Reef is a large, almost perfectly circular hole approximately one quarter of a mile (.4 km) across.
Inside this hole the water is 480 feet (145 m) deep and it is the depth of water which gives the deep blue color that causes such structures throughout the world to be known as "blue holes.""

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Jai Reyes is da man!!!
GO ATENEO!!!
ONE BIG FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE DEATH CAT

"Oscar has predicted 25 deaths by curling up next to patient in final hours"
(MSNBC)

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THE CHICK MOTHER-CAT

"A cat has succeeded in repressing her predatory instincts by adopting seven chicks to rear alongside her own litter of kittens. One-year-old Nimra, from Madaba in Jordan, has been watching over her unusual litter ever since the chicks’ mother died a month ago.

The mixed family, made up of her four newly born kittens and seven adopted chicks, lives in a cardboard box and has seemingly put its differences aside to eat, sleep and play together. "
(The Times)

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Tres' cooooool.....

PIMP MY RICE PADDY

"Each year, farmers in the town of Inakadate in Aomori prefecture create works of crop art by growing a little purple and yellow-leafed kodaimai rice along with their local green-leafed tsugaru-roman variety."
(Pink Tentacle)

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MARTIAL ARTS NOOBS
c/o HOCHI

Heeee ya!!
I know some kara-- tay!

ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

Hey!

ROCKY BALBOA wasn't that bad!!
It was kinda good!


Twas' patterned after the original Rocky.
Lots of 70's type touchin' drama..
Topped off with a mean fight in the end.

I liked that part where Rocky was teachin' his son some hard life lessons:

Especially this quote:
(Ya gotta say it with the Rocky accent. YO ROCK!!)

"Let me tell you something you already know.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there
permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.

But it ain't how hard you hit;

it's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward.

How much you can take,
and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done.

Now, if you know what you're worth,
then go out and get what you're worth.

But you gotta be willing to take the hit,
and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.

Cowards do that and that ain't you.

You're better than that!"


Anyone got that Rocky 4 DVD?
That was me fave Rocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this actually work??

ICE CREAM IN A BAG

Milk can become ice cream in five minutes! This homemade ice cream in a bag is a summertime delight for kids and adults alike.
What you'll need:

* 1 tablespoon sugar
* 1/2 cup milk or half & half
* 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
* 6 tablespoons rock salt
* 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
* 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
* Ice cubes

How to make it:

1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!

Tips:

To make a larger amount, try doubling the recipe. Anything larger might be too big for kids to pick-up, because the ice itself is quite heavy.

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This should help....
Five Awesome And Five Awful Conversation Topics

Hmmm.. try this one too...
How to Make a Great First Impression

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Unbelievable!!
FIRST WHEELCHAIR BACKFLIP
by Aaron Fotheringham!!!



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OPTIMUS PRIME CAKE
Yum.

I Heart Joey Gosiengfiao. (Peace the Spork Out in Heaven Joey G. - you too... Soundwave.)

Forgive me.
I just couldn't resist.

"Beeg Brown Eyes"
"An exciting and adventurous..?????????"
"Birds of d sem fether FLOCK....."



TONTA!!
"Use your own panty" "Shaddap!"
"Mag alis kayo ng panty kung gusto ninyo! But my panty stays... right were it is!"




"O! Buti nga may SOUNDS tayo eh"
"Op cors I hab ebrything"

Tapos sayaw ???? and sabunutan ulit!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!


"Oh, eets a bright sanny day."
"An hour of tender loving care in the 8 o'clock sunshine."
"Yan ang sikreto ng aking YOUTHFUL complexion."
"It's Ms. Manila Sunshine not Ms. Manila Sunstroke."
"He!! You're not a VIRGIN anymore."



Click here for
More GLORIOUS "1000 peysos" Joey G smack
Courtesy of Lizie Cutie!!


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Ey Karla Knight!!

I FOUND SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!!!!!
He's trying to cope with not being in the movie and all....
F*ckn IPODS!
Bwahahahaha!




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Last but not least......

Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost.

Thanks for this one Benj!
I can't believe they pulled out Hoost's nosehairs and whacked his ass!!

JOEY GOSIENGFIAO IS DA SHIZ... Transformers too.... :)

Gabe Mercado posted some
HILARIOUS
AVANTE GARDE THROW BACK FLIP FILM CLIPS
by the oneuvakind-wonderkind Joey Gosiengfiao (RIP).

Just wanted to share it with y'all!

You beetses!!
Common Laborers!!

STARIRAY!! BRUHAA!!!! Eggs Benedict??

Bwahahahahahaha!!






"Temptation Island is the story of a group of beauty contestants who set sail in a cruise ship; the ship bursts into flames, sinks (don't ask), the survivors--four women, two men and a maid--land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find food, water, shelter, and an outlet for their hairdryers." - from Critic after Dark

What the????

Gawddang!!
It's FLIP 80's KITSCH at it's finest!!!!!!!!!

I'm now a JOEY G. fan...........

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BTW,

Transformers The Movie absolutely rocked!!

I second the motions
of
Daddychoy, Rick and Karla Knight.


Howevs, didn't you notice some similarities with Transformers and other epic ALIEN/Michael Bay films?:

1) Romantic Scenes
Scene of Shia and Megan kissing under a tree = Scene of Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler kissing under a tree

2) Secret Agencies
Sector 7 (Transformers) = MIB (Men In Black) = Area 51 (Independence Day)

3) Dogs
Dog in bike (Armageddon) = Dog of Will Smith's Stripper GF (Independence Day).

Been watching too many epic alien movies ... me thinks....


Anyone else wanna change their name to MEGATRON???

One Two Three FO!

C'mon ebryone!

Lez
CUIXERCISE!!!


Cara and Zachy are such hams.
Cara is a Sweet Ham.
Zachy is a Majestic Ham.


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Yes hon...

I like my steak ... BLOODY!!!!!!!!!!!
My goal is to eat a live cow one day.

Yung tipong tumatakbo pa yung cow sa field/savannah...
Tapos may matching National Geographic commentary....

Mr. National Geo Deep Voice:
"The hunter quietly stalks his prey....
Waiting for that opportune moment to pounce....

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Shrek 3 ok lang.

Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 had funnier and more interesting stories.

That Artie character sucked. Boring.
Merlin sucked too. Double boring.

300 pa rin!!!

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Now on to da NEXT Blockbuster....
P.O.T.C.!!
(Pirates Of The Carribean)

SPIDEY bleh......

So what did you think of Spidey 3?

I liked Spidey 2 way better.
The TMNTurtles Movie was a bit more enjoyable...

And don't even COMPARE 300 to Spidey 3......
Blasphemy!!

It just didn't have that UUMPH for me.

T'was too long...
The Sandman dude wasn't that interesting....
The 'New Goblin' = Some weird kid on a flying snowboard (Ho Hum..)
Venom was cool though.

Furthermore, I got a bad case of the ZZZZZ's whenever Peter's Aunt gave those old' heart to heart life lessons....ZZZZZZ...

And dangnabbit, didya notice all the moles on Tobey Maguire's face during closeups?
Freekee'! M-m-m-mole!

Oh well, the action parts and fight scenes were still exciting...
Plus - the sequences where Peter Parker gets "VENOMIZED" and does all the disco-dancing/chick boy stuff were hilarious!!

All in all, it wasn't THAT bad....

It was just
OK.

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Now on to the next '07 blockbuster!!
SHREK THE THIRD!!
Yahoo!!

TMNT -- Two Down, TEN to GO!!!!!

DUNZO!!!!!!
1) 300

DUNZO!!!!!!
2) TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Release Date: March 23, 2007
Director: Kevin Munroe
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chris Evans, Zhang Ziyi, Kevin Smith
Synopsis: Strange events are occurring in New York City, and the Turtles are needed more than ever, but Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo have become lost and directionless. With the city at stake, it's up to Leonardo and Zen Master Splinter to restore unity and ninja discipline to the Turtles.

***The fight scene between Raphael and Leonardo was awesome!!!!! Better movie than I expected! Zachy loved it!!! Rosabel enjoyed it too!!

The CGI was nize!! It sure beats those campy Turtle suits!***

++ 10 MORE TO GO FOR BLOCKBUSTER '07!!!++

(all film info from First Showing.net)

3) Spider-Man 3

Release Date: May 4, 2007
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard
Synopsis: A specimen from the moon gives Spider-man new powers and a black suit, while Spider-man must battle the new Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, and other dangers.

4) Shrek 3

Release Date: May 18, 2007
Director: Raman Hui / Chris Miller
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Justin Timberlake
Synopsis: When Fiona's dad dies Shrek is supposed to take the crown but Shrek doesn't want the responsibility. So Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss look for a new King. And so far King Arthur is the best they have.

5) Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

Release Date: May 25, 2007
Director: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Stellan Skarsgård, Geoffrey Rush, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-Fat
Synopsis: Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle.

6) Ocean's 13

Release Date: June 8, 2007
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Elliott Gould, Ellen Barkin
Synopsis: The continuing criminal exploits of Danny Ocean and his crew of crooks.

7) Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer

Release Date: June 15, 2007
Director: Tim Story
Starring: Michael Chiklis, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans, Jessica Alba, Doug Jones
Synopsis: The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the power Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus.

8) Transformers

Release Date: July 4, 2007
Director: Michael Bay
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight, Bernie Mac, Tyrese Gibson
Synopsis: Dueling alien races, the Autobots and the Decepticons, bring their battle to Earth, leaving the future of humankind hanging in the balance.

9) Live Free or Die Hard

Release Date: July 4, 2007
Director: Len Wiseman
Starring: Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Maggie Q, Timothy Olyphant, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Synopsis: The heroic John McClane comes out of retirement to take down an Internet-based terrorist organization.

10) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Release Date: July 13, 2007
Director: David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Imelda Staunton, George Harris, Helena Bonham Carter
Synopsis: With their warning about Lord Voldemort's return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts.

11) The Simpsons Movie

Release Date: July 27, 2007
Director: David Silverman
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer
Synopsis:

12) The Bourne Ultimatum

Release Date: August 3, 2007
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Joan Allen
Synopsis: Bourne races to discover the final mysteries of his past while a government agenttries to rack himdown after a shootout in Moscow.

Cara's First Haircut/Parlor!

The Shaggy is now a Lady......

Thanks Tita/Tito Monching for the uberstylish do!!!

You're so pretty Cararing!!!

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In other news..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mutant turtles overpower Spartans

More 300

Just couldn't resist... bwahahaha!

We Spartans have descended from Willy Wonka himself. Taught never to make yucky chocolates, never to make blechy stuff. Taught that making superb quality chocolates is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
Spartans: the finest chocolate makers the world has ever known.


THIS ** IS ** S-P-A-R-T-A-N --!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS ......

Since 300 (The Movie) is such a monster hit...

Ya gotta say the sentences below a' la King Leonidas!!!


"T H I S -- I S -- S P A R T A N -- C U T I E -- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"T H I S -- I S -- C H U R C H ' S -- C H I C K E N -- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"T H I S -- I S -- U R V A N -- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

P.S. -- The Spartan Cutie's got a little gash on her cute button nose. Ang gulo gulo kasi!!
-- Church's Chicken ROCX!!!!!! Yum Yum!!
-- The New Urvan Estate is sooo nice -- bucket, reclining seats at the back and the color's sooo cool!!! Zachy really luvs it. Beach anyone??? :) :p

Fricky Fricky 300 - Oh yeah!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

WAS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now THAT's a Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frickin' great story -- check!
Frickin' great action -- check!
Frickin' great cinematography and directing -- check!
Frickin' Tall Persian King Tranny -- check!

AAAhhhhh Woooooh!!!!
SPARTANS!!

"Give them nothing! But take from them everything!!!"

Spartans!!

Dunno about u.

But 300:the Movie looks like it's gonna kick some ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Check out the awesome 300:MY SPACE profile here.

Damn............

300 starts showin: March 9.

I Should Tell You... I Should Tell You...

"There's only us...
There's only this...

Forget regret..

Or life is yours to miss..

No other road...
No other way...

No day but today!!"

Yahoo!! I finally got to watch RENT!!!

Well...

Just the movie and not the play. ;)

But what a movie it was.

So full of emotion and life lessons.

Jonathan Larson is an artistic genius. It's so sad that he passed away at such an early age and didn't get to produce more musicals like RENT.


Double Yahoo! Coz' I found more cool songs to listen to!!

Bubble Wrap's IPOD got me hooked on the usual RENT music fare - songs like Seasons Of Love, Without You and I'll Cover You.

Now I've added these lovely gems too!!

* Will I
* Finale B
* Another Day
* One Song Glory
* I Should Tell You

**Letty - you absolutely have to download these songs!


The whole cast was hot.

Bravo to Jesse Martin who played Tom Collins!!

And of course, Rosario Dawson was absolutely awesome!

Didn't know she had those vocal chops.


And she sure cleans up good too!! :)

P.S.

Thas' right yo!!

Da Cui's were in RENT!! :)

Hehehehehehehehe!!