USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 2

HOTTY PATOTTY

It’s so hot
My blood is starting to clot
As sure as a dog with spots
Hmmm .. maybe not.

I jump into the shower
Briskly brush on some talcum powder
Best to do it every hour
DANG me scent sure over powers

Ahh—it’s hot!
So hot, I wanna do an Autobot
Oh please don’t forget me not…
While I melt here in the parking lot.

"Boss - pa-on naman ng aircon oh...."

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USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 1

THE JOG

When I wake up in the morning
I like to go jog
My thighs are aptly warming
They puff up like a horny frog

The sun to the east is rising
The wind is cool and calm
My brow is constantly perspiring
I could use some Tiger Balm

I run for one round
And walk once the next
I then declare with firm profound
"Jogging shur don’t compare to sex"

Yeeeha!

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