THE DOUBLE HOTDOG + Zillions Of Japs + 300 Lesbos

Yes Younglings......

You have been taught the ways of .....

THE

(Blanket)

DOUBLE HOTDOG


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OMG!!!

ZILLIONS OF JAPANESE IN A WAVE POOL!!

And zillions of liters of pee to go with it!!


Here's the VID!!!!!



Un - frickin' -believable.....


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Thanks for the link Hoch!!

300
LESBOS

It's jez like the movie "300"
except.......

uhhhhh...

Watch out though ... it's 10 mins long...but it's well worth it..

Especially that nasty ending!!
Bwahahahaha!! BLECH!!

CAT CITY

(Sing to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Blaze Of Glory" pleeeze)

Woke up this morning...
And I raised my weary head...
Noticed somethin' outside the laundry area...
It gave me quite a scare.......

SHOT...
DOOOOOOOWWWN
with the
CATS OF GLOOOORY!!

(Back left: Shorty, Back Right: Spotty 2, Middle: Spotty 4, Front Right: Zeusy)

The Cattys were probably cold because of the torrential downpour/typhoon last night.

Huddling for warmth will definitely do the trick. :)

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Speakin' of Cats.

Some broad in Moscow keeps

130
Cats
in
one
small
flat!!!


It's amazing and kinda icky watchin' her feed all of those 130 cats.

Talk about a CAT MOSH PIT!!

Check the video out below:



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Sniff...
Sniff...

Even Cattys are succumbing to diabetes.


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Absolutely and without a doubt!!

Here are...

THE CUTEST CATS
IN THE
WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE!!!


And the
Cutest Cat Song too!!

SING IT BENJ!!!!!!!!
Stray Cat Strut

"THE BENJOR VERSION"

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In other NON-CAT news.

Minesweeper The Movie

For all ya minesweeper geeks out there...


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J.Leal is the CARICATURE shiz!!

GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL BABY!!!

Check out his awesome new stuff!!

THE J-exhibit.


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48 HAIRPIN TURNS ON TOP OF THE SWISS ALPS???

YES WAY!!!

Eat your heart out Lombard St. .........

Here's a closer look at the steepness....

KARAOKE FRIENDSTER!!!!, ABUSED PUSKALs, WONDER WOMAN's CAR, SITH IN 5 Secs, HP Killfest......

OMG.

IT's ONLINE KARAOKE + FRIENDSTER!!!
or
ONLINE KARAOKE + MULTIPLY!!
or
ONLINE KARAOKE + FACEBOOK/MySPACE!!

Whatevs....

Anywhichway -- ya gotta check out this site!!
This site is a definite must for all ya wannabe or already-are SONGBIRDS.

SINGSHOT!!


Show them who's boss BENJ!!

You got some tough competition though dude...

Like
Geoff....

He's so.......
so..........
????????????????????????????


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I got 4 PusKals.

(Pusang Kalye -- get it?? -Like AsKals?/
Hardy Har Har)

And
THIS
is PUSKAL Cruelty.


The Hello Kitty Transformation System.


WTF???


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Coolnesss!!!
WONDER WOMAN'S CAR!!!


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Hahahahaahah!!
REVENGE OF THE SITH
in
5
Seconds.



K.Knight this onez for U.


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(Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Spoiler!!)
DO NOT frickin' SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK!!


I TOLD YOU IT WAS A KILLFEST!!!

List of characters killed

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows has the longest list of named casualties of any Harry Potter book.

Character	Killed By	Cause of Death	Point of Death
Charity Burbage	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	Gathering of Death Eaters at Malfoy Manor
Hedwig	A Death Eater	Avada Kedavra	The flight from Little Whinging
Alastor Moody	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	The flight from Little Whinging
Ted Tonks	Snatchers	Unknown	The search for Muggles and Blood Traitors
Dirk Cresswell	Snatchers	Unknown	The search for Muggles and Blood Traitors
Gregorovitch	Voldemort	Unknown	Unknown
Rufus Scrimgeour	Voldemort	Unknown	Shortly after visiting Harry's 17th Birthday Party
Grindelwald	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra	Coincides with the escape from Malfoy Manor
Bathilda Bagshot	Voldemort	Unknown	Unknown
Wormtail	His own magic silver hand	Strangulation	The escape from Malfoy Manor
Dobby	Bellatrix Lestrange	Throwing knife	The escape from Malfoy Manor
Remus Lupin	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Nymphadora Tonks	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Vincent Crabbe	Himself	Fiendfyre	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Severus Snape	Nagini	snakebite	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Fred Weasley	Rookwood	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Colin Creevey	Unknown	Unknown	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Nagini	Neville	Beheaded with Gryffindor's sword	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Antonin Dolohov	Professor Flitwick	Unknown spell	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Bellatrix Lestrange	Molly Weasley	Unknown spell	Second Battle of Hogwarts
Voldemort	Himself	Avada Kedavra (Spell backfire caused by Elder Wand Allegiance)	Second Battle of Hogwarts

About 50 people were killed in the Second Battle of Hogwarts, but most of their names are not given.

THE DARK KNIGHT (New Joker Photo!!), HEIDI KLUM, REAL AGE CALQ, TABASCO

I know. I know.

THE DARK KNIGHT is still so far away.
(It's opening on July 18, 2007)

But Heath Ledger as the JOKER??
Coool... We gotta post dat!

Maggie Gyllenhaal (right) takes the place of Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes.

Here's the teaser trailer.



Man....
Dat JOKESTER sure soundz creepy!!!


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Holy KLUMoley!

NOTE:
Heidi Klum has 3 kids and eeez 34?????

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THE REAL AGE CALCULATOR

Your health, lifestyle, and habits have a dramatic affect on your lifespan. We know smoking robs a person of several years of his life, as do many other activities.

A 30 year old man who smokes, is highly stressed, sleeps 5 hours per night, and is overweight could be in equivalent health to a 38 year old man who does not share these conditions. This is called Real Age or Health Age.


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Lookin' for a gift??

Howzabout....
5 GALLON TABASCO JUGS!!


"For the true TABASCO® lover, it just doesn't get any better than our Gallon Jugs of TABASCO® brand Pepper Sauces. You name the flavor! For those who use it on everything from eggs, salads, soups, chicken and burgers, to pizza, sandwiches, sides, rice and beans,

.....they'll always have enough to go around."

DUH???!!?
MORE THAN enuff to go around!!

Sweet Song Alert! - "WHEN WE DIE" by Bowling For Soup

Yo Yords.
Thanks for da tip!
WHEN WE DIE by Bowling For Soup.



Love the melody.

And check out their "1985" video too!
Hilarious!
Especially the Big Guy as a "Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible" chick!!!
Bwahahahahahaa!




Dang!

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WHEN WE DIE
(Lyrics)

Well I know that it's early, and it's too hard to think
And the broken empty bottles are a reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you, if it's not to late to say
I could put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same

Cause nothing's worth losing, especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are to fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Well, I know it's been years now, and I don't look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain.
And the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be
And I can't say that I blame you, but you can't blame me

Come over
Come over

Cause I gotta know, if I am doing this all on my own

Come over
Come over

How can I show you if you're not here

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are to fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Wooohooohooohaaaaa

(And we wont get it back when we die)

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Some dude crosses a 12-meter pool on a BODYBOARD.



Thas pretty tough ta do!

Ferrari Burning, Containers Tumblin', Airplanes Landin'

Jez in case you haven't seen this one yet.

F430 Ferrari explodes into flames at the South Luzon Expressway.

A "Fluid Leak" caused the blow-up.
More pics and kwento here.

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Woohooo!!

Container Ship Accidents!!

Oooohhh.... the carnage.....


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Plane Lands On Wisconsin Highway!
(Landing caught on tape by the Dashboard Cam of a Police Patrol Car.)



From Live Leak:
Fond du Lac, Wisconsin (AHN) -- A World War II-era plane made an emergency landing on a Wisconsin highway on Sunday.
Engine problems caused the 1946 North American T-6G plane to touchdown on U.S. Highway 41 near Fond du Lac Airport, the Associated Press reported.

"A person called and said that there was smoke as the plane came down," said Andy Dothone, a state patrol dispatcher.The highway was closed in both directions as authorities worked to move the plane from the highway.

William J. Leff of Dayton, Ohio was flying with his son to the Experimental Aircraft Association's AirVenture show in Oshkosh. No injuries were reported, but the right wing of the plane suffered damage as it took out highway signs during its unscheduled stop.

ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

Hey!

ROCKY BALBOA wasn't that bad!!
It was kinda good!


Twas' patterned after the original Rocky.
Lots of 70's type touchin' drama..
Topped off with a mean fight in the end.

I liked that part where Rocky was teachin' his son some hard life lessons:

Especially this quote:
(Ya gotta say it with the Rocky accent. YO ROCK!!)

"Let me tell you something you already know.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there
permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.

But it ain't how hard you hit;

it's about how hard you can get hit,
and keep moving forward.

How much you can take,
and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done.

Now, if you know what you're worth,
then go out and get what you're worth.

But you gotta be willing to take the hit,
and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody.

Cowards do that and that ain't you.

You're better than that!"


Anyone got that Rocky 4 DVD?
That was me fave Rocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Does this actually work??

ICE CREAM IN A BAG

Milk can become ice cream in five minutes! This homemade ice cream in a bag is a summertime delight for kids and adults alike.
What you'll need:

* 1 tablespoon sugar
* 1/2 cup milk or half & half
* 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
* 6 tablespoons rock salt
* 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
* 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
* Ice cubes

How to make it:

1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!

Tips:

To make a larger amount, try doubling the recipe. Anything larger might be too big for kids to pick-up, because the ice itself is quite heavy.

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This should help....
Five Awesome And Five Awful Conversation Topics

Hmmm.. try this one too...
How to Make a Great First Impression

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Unbelievable!!
FIRST WHEELCHAIR BACKFLIP
by Aaron Fotheringham!!!



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OPTIMUS PRIME CAKE
Yum.

THE SIMPCUIS: HARRY POTTER AND THE D.H. -- DONE!!! + Thriller!

Woohoo!!

We finally finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!

T'was awesome!!

So sad to see the series end...............

But it was a great ride nonetheless.

Anyone else finished?

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After a zillion photo uploads.....
(That Simpsonizing Photo-thingy is soooo picky!)

We finally got it!

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Whatta
THRILLER!!
Expertly danced by 1,500 inmates over at the Cebu Jail....



EAT YOUR HEART OUT M.J.!
Galeng talaga ng Pilipino!!!
Galeng talaga ng Pilipino Inmates!!!

SIMPSONIZE! EXPLODING WHALE!

The Simpsons Movie is on its way!

Now YOU TOO can be a Simpson!!

Just like..

and

Moi

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There's nothing like an EXPLODING WHALE...


From Neatorama:

"In November 1970, the Oregon State Highway Division got a whale of a problem: a dead 45-foot 8-ton whale was found washed up in a beach near Florence, Oregon.

So, what did they decide to do to get rid of it:

.. [The carcass] couldn’t be cut up and then buried because no one wanted to cut it up. And it couldn’t be burned. So dynamite it was, some 20 cases or a half ton of it. The hope was that the long dead Pacific gray whale would be almost disintegrated by the blast and that small pieces still around after the explosion would be taken cared of by seagulls and other scavengers …"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDROY!!!!!

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• YouSwear.com - how to swear in any language

It's about time!!

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MACHO MAN NOW READY TO READ HARRY POT POT THIS SAT.

Harry Potter Book Disguises

Do you love Harry Potter, but think you're too old and too awesome to be seen reading the books? We have the solution, my friend. Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.

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GLAM BEATLES and MORE!!!

Do you have what it takes to win this Photoshop contest??


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KAL 747 Extreme Crosswind Landing at ye olde Hong Kong Kai Tak Airport.

Man... landing at Kai Tak was one scary and exciting adventure......
That 47 degree hard right turn just before touching down was unbelievable!

Banquet (MTV) - Starring: DaCui's + PAOLO CUI ROCKX!!!

I've always wanted to make my "own" music video for one of my all-time fave songs --> Banquet by Bloc Party.

Here's d'result.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
ADOBE PREMIERE PRO --> WOW!!!

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PAOLO CUI IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

13 minutes

Add to My Profile | More Videos

iTUNES Milestone

OH YEAH!!!!

Finally hit the 4t iTunes songs mark.

And all of em' with Album Art, Year, Track number etc. etc. ...

Talk about anal.


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In other news....

There's nothin' like an Urban Ninja!
Ow... jez watchin it gives me aching, knobby knees the chills............

I Heart Joey Gosiengfiao. (Peace the Spork Out in Heaven Joey G. - you too... Soundwave.)

Forgive me.
I just couldn't resist.

"Beeg Brown Eyes"
"An exciting and adventurous..?????????"
"Birds of d sem fether FLOCK....."



TONTA!!
"Use your own panty" "Shaddap!"
"Mag alis kayo ng panty kung gusto ninyo! But my panty stays... right were it is!"




"O! Buti nga may SOUNDS tayo eh"
"Op cors I hab ebrything"

Tapos sayaw ???? and sabunutan ulit!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!


"Oh, eets a bright sanny day."
"An hour of tender loving care in the 8 o'clock sunshine."
"Yan ang sikreto ng aking YOUTHFUL complexion."
"It's Ms. Manila Sunshine not Ms. Manila Sunstroke."
"He!! You're not a VIRGIN anymore."



Click here for
More GLORIOUS "1000 peysos" Joey G smack
Courtesy of Lizie Cutie!!


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Ey Karla Knight!!

I FOUND SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!!!!!
He's trying to cope with not being in the movie and all....
F*ckn IPODS!
Bwahahahaha!




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Last but not least......

Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost.

Thanks for this one Benj!
I can't believe they pulled out Hoost's nosehairs and whacked his ass!!

JOEY GOSIENGFIAO IS DA SHIZ... Transformers too.... :)

Gabe Mercado posted some
HILARIOUS
AVANTE GARDE THROW BACK FLIP FILM CLIPS
by the oneuvakind-wonderkind Joey Gosiengfiao (RIP).

Just wanted to share it with y'all!

You beetses!!
Common Laborers!!

STARIRAY!! BRUHAA!!!! Eggs Benedict??

Bwahahahahahaha!!






"Temptation Island is the story of a group of beauty contestants who set sail in a cruise ship; the ship bursts into flames, sinks (don't ask), the survivors--four women, two men and a maid--land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find food, water, shelter, and an outlet for their hairdryers." - from Critic after Dark

What the????

Gawddang!!
It's FLIP 80's KITSCH at it's finest!!!!!!!!!

I'm now a JOEY G. fan...........

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BTW,

Transformers The Movie absolutely rocked!!

I second the motions
of
Daddychoy, Rick and Karla Knight.


Howevs, didn't you notice some similarities with Transformers and other epic ALIEN/Michael Bay films?:

1) Romantic Scenes
Scene of Shia and Megan kissing under a tree = Scene of Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler kissing under a tree

2) Secret Agencies
Sector 7 (Transformers) = MIB (Men In Black) = Area 51 (Independence Day)

3) Dogs
Dog in bike (Armageddon) = Dog of Will Smith's Stripper GF (Independence Day).

Been watching too many epic alien movies ... me thinks....


Anyone else wanna change their name to MEGATRON???

JAPANESE HUMAN TETRIS

Whew!
Finally finished with the HK Trip Blog.

Now I can move on to other things.

Like...

JAPANESE HUMAN TETRIS!!!!
*guffaw guffaw guffaw*

GOOGLE MAPS + Simon Fraser University vs Ateneo de Manila

Unbelievable GOOGLE Maps "Street View" of Lombard "The Crookedest" St., San Francisco, CA USA.

Now available in 5 Google Map USA cities.
San Francisco, Miami, Denver, Las Vegas and New York.

So simple and easy to use.

Just click on any blue outlined street and/or drag the orange dude in Google Maps.

Voila!

INSTANT "TELEPORTATION" to any street corner in the 5 cities above.

The street image gives you a
360 degree view -- Ladies and Gents --- 360 degree view....of your location.

You can then click on any of the N-S-W-E arrows to move up and down.

The feel you get is like walking up and down a street.

GEEZ...

So if you ever wanted to visit...
San Francisco, Miami, Denver, Las Vegas and New York.
HERE's your chance!!
Byebye airfare.

Checx out the ultra cool technology behind Google Street View.


Alright!!
One of my fave San Fran Sites.
CLIFF HOUSE!

This Google Maps Street View shiz is gettin' addictin.....

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Thanks Maks!

My 2 alma maters playin' against each other.

Ateneo did a good job.
They almost won against SFU.
Chris Tiu scorched the twine with like 27 points or somethin.

It was pretty cool to see Ateneo playin' over at Vancouver, BC.

The Ateneo (Vancouver edition) fanatics came out in full force too!

Tito Gigi Francisco did a great blue babble/Fabilioh cheer.
Although all you could see was his back durin' the clip.

ONE BIG FIGHT!!

Hey There Delilah

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

Woh-oh-oh.....

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GAWD!!
What an awesome and simple song!!!!!!!!

Perfect for LDR's.
(Long Distance Relationships)

Here are my TOP 3 Long Distance Relationship Songs :
(Having been in an extremely long LDR with the wifey-love-of-my-life --> I am TRULY speakin' from experience.. :) )

Number 3:
Wouldn't It be Nice and/or God Only Knows by The Beach Boys

Number 2:
Somewhere Out There by Linda Rondstadt and James Ingram

and

Number 1 (All-Time):
Never Let Her Slip Away by Andrew Gold

"I talked to my baby on the telephone - long-distance......... She's good for me.. and it would really make me feel HAPPY..to never let her slip away!"

KING JAMES + MUSE - BUTTERFLIES AND HURRICANES (LIVE)

LEBRON JAMES IS FRICKIN' UNREAL!!

"Lebron James put together one of the most spectacular performances in playoff history, lifting the Cleveland Cavaliers to the verge of their greatest season.

James' career playoff-high 48 points -- including his team's final 25 and 29 of its final 30 -- carried Cleveland within a win of the NBA finals for the first time in franchise history with a 109-107 double-overtime victory over the Detroit Pistons on Thursday night." - Yahoo Sports

Where the BAD BOYS D-FENSE at?!???

Bill Laimbeer, Rodman and Rick Mahorn would have clobbered Lebron's butt - if he had driven down the lane like dat during their time.

Sheeshhh...there goes my 100 pesos...
Big BETTOR - THAT I am -... bwehehehehe!

There's still Game 6 though!!!

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Holy Cow.

Another EXQUISITE LIVE perfomance by MUSE!

Matt Bellamy actually played the classical piano part???

I thought they hired a session pianist/keyboardist during the recording of Butterflies and Hurricanes.
(For some reason....they named the song "Bliss" for this performance)

GUESS NOT!!

Thank goodness for YOUTUBE!!!

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Speakin' of YOUTUBE.

Check out the amazin' XEVIFOO who did a g-rrreat job in copying the drummin' on Stockholm Syndrome!

He also turbo-drums to other songs too!
Like the super-hard-to-drum-along EVERLONG (by the Foo Fighters)!

Whatta sick drummmer!

Sana ... one day... you can drum like that....Mr. Makoshark! :)
Hehehehehe!

THE BEST CAT/S

ROOOOO...Glub...OOOAAAAA...Glub...AARRRRR...Glub.....Glub....

Gawd...how you would you feel if you saw this guy at the end of a swimmin' pool!!
AAAAAHHHH!!
Swim away!! Swim away!!

PUSSY PROFILE:
Name: Odin
Age: 6 years old
Address: Six Flags Discovery Kingdom Zoo - Vallejo (near San Francisco), CA.
Measurements: 10ft long from nose to tail
Pet peeves: Being trapped in a damn zoo.
Hobbies: Swimming, eating, mating.
Email address: odin545@whitetiger.com


These TIGER pics are so funkycool!
Click here for the catlink.

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Speakin' of cool pics........

I-SPECTACULAR "MAMMATUS" CLOUDS OVER HASTINGS, NEBRASKA.
Unreal no'?

More mesmerizing mammatus here.

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Aight Daddychoy!

Let's put it to the acid test! :)



Leftie: Kurara Chibana (Miss Japan 2006/Miss Universe 2006 - 1st Runner Up)

Rightie: Riyo Mori (Miss Japan 2007/Miss Universe 2007 - Champion)

Whatsayu?

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HAHAHAHAHA!!

Now THIS is the REAL (KINDERGARTEN) SCHOOL OF ROCK!!

"Rock band Fang Island recently did a *real* schoolhouse rock - they played a concert for the kindergarten and first grade classes of CVS Highlander Charter School in Providence, Rhode Island!"

Booooy-- the kids sure get into it!
And the other teachers even come in through the classroom door to check them out...

Cool gig!

F-A-N-G.