Saturday, May 05, 2007

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Gods Of Rock,

Thank you so much for bringing my bestest, most favorite band in the whole wide world together again.


May you give them the strength and power to record the most explosive and smashingest Rage Against The Machine album ever this year....

May they never break up again and form that "other" group with that Soundgarden dude who hits high notes like a dudette.....

May Tom Morello surprise us by making his guitar sound like a combination of a Death Star shooting its death ray, a mooing cow and a loud fart...

May Timmy C continue to climb high MTV props while blasted....

May Brad Wilk keep his drumming sizzling like the yummy super sizzling sisig over at Paquito Mas, Alabang...

And may Zach continue to Rage.....

RAGE FOR US ALL!!!


Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Potty Express

All Aboard!!

The Pulsating..
Potty Express!!!



TION

Yes!!!
Mem'ries from The Electric Company!!
T - I - O - N
Tion Tion Tion Tion!!!

I still sing-along to this some times when I'm alone...(uuuh-- scareee...)
The song hooks you into an eternal Last Song Syndrome...
Too catchy... :)

SPIDEY bleh......

So what did you think of Spidey 3?

I liked Spidey 2 way better.
The TMNTurtles Movie was a bit more enjoyable...

And don't even COMPARE 300 to Spidey 3......
Blasphemy!!

It just didn't have that UUMPH for me.

T'was too long...
The Sandman dude wasn't that interesting....
The 'New Goblin' = Some weird kid on a flying snowboard (Ho Hum..)
Venom was cool though.

Furthermore, I got a bad case of the ZZZZZ's whenever Peter's Aunt gave those old' heart to heart life lessons....ZZZZZZ...

And dangnabbit, didya notice all the moles on Tobey Maguire's face during closeups?
Freekee'! M-m-m-mole!

Oh well, the action parts and fight scenes were still exciting...
Plus - the sequences where Peter Parker gets "VENOMIZED" and does all the disco-dancing/chick boy stuff were hilarious!!

All in all, it wasn't THAT bad....

It was just
OK.

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Now on to the next '07 blockbuster!!
SHREK THE THIRD!!
Yahoo!!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

More Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Lunch is served.
Raptor Menu for today:
1 Nikki Salad
1 Raffy Steak
1 Zachy Chicken

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a BRONTO walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face!!


Oh ye!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Manila (AP) -Man Devoured by Great White Shark while walking on the Baywalk, Roxas Boulevard, Manila Bay.


Velociraptors then came to his aid.


It's so amazing how Roxas Blvd. has transformed itself from a No Man's Land Mugging Joint to a very interesting and fun tourist attraction.

Byebye Robbers, Stabbers and Abusers!
Hello DinoLovers!!
Thanks once again Mayor Atienza.

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In other news..

Guess what we're doin on May 1!!!!
SPIDEY 3 Babeee!!

You can actually watch it on IMAX at SM Mall Of Asia!

CARARHOL

Coolness!! Andy-Warholize your pictures!!!!


Friday, April 27, 2007

M-A-N-G-O

Yowza!!!
Our Indian Mango Tree is on B -LOOOMING!!
Tis' gonna be a bountiful harvest this summer!

Thank you Nina for watching over the tree.....

Yes...
Nina's buried underneath the tree...

And NO..
It does NOT mean that she makes good fertilizer....

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Thanks Tuna for the Del.icio.us Photoshop tip!


Phil and Ted

Phil Stacey seems like a cool chap.

He sings well.

(I don't think he has what it takes to win A.I. though.
It's gonna be either Jordin or Dr. Doolittle duelin’ in d' end.)


And sometimes, I wanna cheer for him ........


It's just that.......
He reminds me too much of DEATH from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Too Freakee'! Hahahahaha!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The King and Queen

Holy Cow!!

Elvis Lives!!
And sings with Celine Dion on American Ido!!

Check it out! I CAN'T GET ENUFF! Hayop!!

Thank you "COMPUTERS!"

AI: Idol Gives Back was great.
No one got eliminated.

And there were superb perfomances from Josh Groban, Kelly Clarkson and Jack Black?? Heheheheeh!!

Bono, Madonna, Ben Stiller and other celebs appeared on the show too.

It was like watchin' Live Aid or somethin....


Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Cara reached a new milestone today.

At 1.5 years of age, she:

1) Turned on the Kolin DVD Player
2) Turned on the TV
3) Pressed Play on the DVD Player

All by herself!!

As in, we were like.... "Who turned Barney on?" "Not me!" "Not me...."

Yoiks!!


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

POPS AT THE T.O.

Pops and Carls lookin' specialasnazzy at Carla's brand spankin' new, awesome T.O. (Toronto) digz!!
Whattaview!!!

Pops flew on down to pay good ol' Letts a bisita the other week.

Afterwards, they took a bite to eat at my very own 5star restaurant........


Ain't that right Popsy??
GO RAPTORS!!!!!!!!

VC SUCKS!!
VC SUCKS!!

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In AI news:
Jordin Sparks was awesome tonight!! Melinda better watch out!

Click here to see her performance.

WHAT The F?

EB Babes vs SEXBOMB

Sex Bomb pa rin!!!!

No match ang EB babes.......Itaktak mo!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

CRITICALLY CRITICAL

This site is way too cool!!
MUSIC Aggregator
WEB 2.0 at it's finezt......

CRITICAL METRICS

Monday, April 23, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Finale'

"All good things must come to an end."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

WIDGETASMS Four

Damn u Ducks!! Damn u Dawg!!!
I'm gonna git you!!


Saturday, April 21, 2007

CAT STROKE

Told ya it was hot....
Tis' a CAT Day Afternoon....

Milestone

On April 20, 2007, Friday 6pm..

Cara finally said the magic words:

"ZACKEE"

Yey!!

Now, "Baba" means Barney.

Instead of "Baba" = Barney and/or Zachy.

KA- CHING!!

Cool...

PERSONALIZED MONEY

Create your own personalized money bill at the click of a mouse button, using the following simple steps:

  1. Choose a money bill (dollar, yen, ...)
  2. Upload a photograph
  3. Optionally, re-position the photograph
  4. Download your final image

Ya might as well also check out the Sassy Sappy Poem Generator while you're over there.

I typed in
Zachy &
Batman


The Gift

I wrote this letter especially for you
To prove that my love for you is true
Never shall I kiss someone else's lips
Never will we make any boring trips

Zachy, you are unbelievably beautiful
When I am near you my heart goes like a raging bull
Words cannot express
What I felt when you said 'yes'

Zachy, you mean so much to me
I never knew this could be
You are my sweetheart day by day
I hope you will never go away

This Batman is for you, I hope you will like it
I am dying to see your reaction, that I will admit
This poem has come to an end
There are many more I would like to send

Bwahhahahaahahah!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Too Cool..

EXCESS ARTISTE'!!!Yep! Them all celphones above!

Chris Jordan Photographic Arts


Couldn't just leave this link on d'deli.icio.us column!
Shanks Tuna!

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 2

HOTTY PATOTTY

It’s so hot
My blood is starting to clot
As sure as a dog with spots
Hmmm .. maybe not.

I jump into the shower
Briskly brush on some talcum powder
Best to do it every hour
DANG me scent sure over powers

Ahh—it’s hot!
So hot, I wanna do an Autobot
Oh please don’t forget me not…
While I melt here in the parking lot.


"Boss - pa-on naman ng aircon oh...."

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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by


WIDGETASMS Three

Yowza!
Tis' like piloting the Millenium Falcon inside the Death Star.....

Tales From The Biyatch - Part VIII


+

Zachy

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Wash And Dry

Laundry Room Girl
by
Joey and David

Thursday, April 12, 2007

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 1

THE JOG
When I wake up in the morning
I like to go jog
My thighs are aptly warming
They puff up like a horny frog

The sun to the east is rising
The wind is cool and calm
My brow is constantly perspiring
I could use some Tiger Balm

I run for one round
And walk once the next
I then declare with firm profound
"Jogging shur don’t compare to sex"
Yeeeha!
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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by

WIDGETASMS Two

Dis shiz is kinda addicting... Bwahahahaahah!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

WIDGETASMS One


Tales From The Biyatch - Part VI

After a long, gruelling epic battle on the fishing banca, we finally caught her...

"Holy Fishies Dad!" says Zachy. "She's enormous!!"

Now for a nice scale/fishie cleaning courtesy of Mang Nomer.

And voila!!! FRESH MAYMAYA!!! YUM!!!!!

She wasa sooo fresh ...... Her hearta wasa still beating!!
Double Yum!!
Barf!!

*Mang Nomer pulled all the fish guts out in ONE shot! You just have to detach some organs by the gills and by the egg/anus area.*

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YEAH RIGHT!!
We bought the MayaMaya for Php350 from a fisherman. In Manila, the fish would have cost around Php750!!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Part V

Tales From The Biyatch - Part IV

Weird Things really do come out on the beach at night ........
OMG!!!

Tis d

ROSABELLUS JIGGZMYZTERIOUS!!!!!!

Run away! Run Away!

Tales From The Biyatch - Part III

Luv this shot..

This one too...

This one d best! :)

Tales From The Biyatch - Part II

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

HUMONGOUSLY HUGE HERMIT CRAB ALERT!!!!!!!!

Ya know...

Once you go CRAB, you never go back.....

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Aaaaahhhh ... .luv dat chillout muzik..... Ruff Ruff.........


Tales From The Biyatch - Part I

Starfish Couture is soooo IN .......
Gotta gets me one of dem Starfishieberets...

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No Photoshop needed here...
*Sigh*

HAPPY EASTER!!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bye Bye Kimusabe

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya!!!

We goin to the ....


We goin to the ....


WE GOIN TO THE B - B - B - BEACH BIYATCHES!!!!

Happy Holy Week and Advance Easter to all!!


(BRB - Saturdayish)
(No CPU.....No Internet .... sob sob hu hu hu... )

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Toons!

Ey Benj!! Bato Blues?

"ToonDoo is a wacky way to get creative with comics. You can now create your own comic strips, share them or insert them in your blogs with just a few clicks and drag-n-drops!"



Thanks Letty!!

Blogger is Sooo Cool!

Blogger keeps on improvin!! And Del.icious rockx!

Here are some of the new cool features meesa added to da blog (from L-R):

HOT == POSTS
You can easily FEATURE your friends' posts on your blog by just clickin a lil' "share" button while using Google Reader!

It's a great way to share the wonderful life experiences out there.
And it's soo easy too!


SWEET DEL.ICIO.US LINKS
Thanks again Letty!

Del.icio.us has been around for a bit. It allows you to share your bookmarks with your friends, family.

Del.icio.us can put a little button on your browser when you register.

So when you seen an interesting story etc, -- you just push that little button and voila!!
The link appears on your blog (via a link roll from your del.icio.us account) and on your del.icio.us page.


YOU TUBE VIDEOS
This just in from Blogger!!!
You can now easily post/link to any You Tube Video by adding the widget on your Blogger edit layout page.

And the cool part is that it opens on top of your blog automatically for viewing when you click on one of the videos!!

Surprise Surprise!

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Man -- what else is comin'?

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Folded and Hung - Model???

Hahahahahaha!

Was trawlin' the WWW for some more info on the Folded and Hung Fashion thing...

Look what I found....
(Check closely behind Maja Salvador - she's the new F&H model I was referring to earlier.)


Na-extra!?!
Background Model pala aks?
Hehehehe! ALIW!!

Here's the whole story.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

TMNT -- Two Down, TEN to GO!!!!!

DUNZO!!!!!!
1) 300

DUNZO!!!!!!
2) TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Release Date: March 23, 2007
Director: Kevin Munroe
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Chris Evans, Zhang Ziyi, Kevin Smith
Synopsis: Strange events are occurring in New York City, and the Turtles are needed more than ever, but Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo have become lost and directionless. With the city at stake, it's up to Leonardo and Zen Master Splinter to restore unity and ninja discipline to the Turtles.

***The fight scene between Raphael and Leonardo was awesome!!!!! Better movie than I expected! Zachy loved it!!! Rosabel enjoyed it too!!

The CGI was nize!! It sure beats those campy Turtle suits!***

++ 10 MORE TO GO FOR BLOCKBUSTER '07!!!++

(all film info from First Showing.net)

3) Spider-Man 3

Release Date: May 4, 2007
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard
Synopsis: A specimen from the moon gives Spider-man new powers and a black suit, while Spider-man must battle the new Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, and other dangers.

4) Shrek 3

Release Date: May 18, 2007
Director: Raman Hui / Chris Miller
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Justin Timberlake
Synopsis: When Fiona's dad dies Shrek is supposed to take the crown but Shrek doesn't want the responsibility. So Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss look for a new King. And so far King Arthur is the best they have.

5) Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

Release Date: May 25, 2007
Director: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Stellan Skarsgård, Geoffrey Rush, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-Fat
Synopsis: Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle.

6) Ocean's 13

Release Date: June 8, 2007
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Elliott Gould, Ellen Barkin
Synopsis: The continuing criminal exploits of Danny Ocean and his crew of crooks.

7) Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer

Release Date: June 15, 2007
Director: Tim Story
Starring: Michael Chiklis, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans, Jessica Alba, Doug Jones
Synopsis: The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the power Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus.

8) Transformers

Release Date: July 4, 2007
Director: Michael Bay
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight, Bernie Mac, Tyrese Gibson
Synopsis: Dueling alien races, the Autobots and the Decepticons, bring their battle to Earth, leaving the future of humankind hanging in the balance.

9) Live Free or Die Hard

Release Date: July 4, 2007
Director: Len Wiseman
Starring: Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Maggie Q, Timothy Olyphant, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Synopsis: The heroic John McClane comes out of retirement to take down an Internet-based terrorist organization.

10) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Release Date: July 13, 2007
Director: David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Imelda Staunton, George Harris, Helena Bonham Carter
Synopsis: With their warning about Lord Voldemort's return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts.

11) The Simpsons Movie

Release Date: July 27, 2007
Director: David Silverman
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer
Synopsis:

12) The Bourne Ultimatum

Release Date: August 3, 2007
Director: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Joan Allen
Synopsis: Bourne races to discover the final mysteries of his past while a government agenttries to rack himdown after a shootout in Moscow.

The Fat

Nothin' beats FAT CATS!!

and FAT FROGS!!
and Fat Chicks in Party Hats!!

WTF(AT)?!??!?