Needless to say her bike, was in need of one major whupass can of WD40. No need to trip YO coz' mackin' CUICIDE BIKE CUSTOMS was gonna fix Cara up with an insane new set of wheels.
"Mad Zac whatyya got for our luckee lady tonight?"
"Well, Mr. McZibit - we all started out with a wicked lime-green/white paint job courtesy of BOYSEN paints to cover the ratty old rust tin covering of olde."
"Yo and check out the slammin' rims provided by BLUE WHEELS INC! We also juiced her up with some cobalt blue steel belted tries just to jazz it up a wee bit!"
"Dawg - THOSE RIMS ARE HYPE!!"
"Yo, but ya gotta check out the back."
"Ka- Ching! - We know that she couldn't walk or drive yet so we added a kick-ass handle that allows her to move on auto-pilot. No need to watch where they heck she goin'. We even added a sick gray standin' plate for when she wants to do some standin' fitness."
"And check out, her kick ass sound system -- yo man - we hooked her up with the newest state of the art mental ALPINE COW Moo system with over 10 gazillion watts of pure pumpin Bass fo' yo face!!"
"Mad Zac, that ride is OFF THE HOOK!!!"
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