Sunday, April 29, 2007

More Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Lunch is served.
Raptor Menu for today:
1 Nikki Salad
1 Raffy Steak
1 Zachy Chicken

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a BRONTO walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face!!


Oh ye!!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Manila Bay Dinosaurs

Manila (AP) -Man Devoured by Great White Shark while walking on the Baywalk, Roxas Boulevard, Manila Bay.


Velociraptors then came to his aid.


It's so amazing how Roxas Blvd. has transformed itself from a No Man's Land Mugging Joint to a very interesting and fun tourist attraction.

Byebye Robbers, Stabbers and Abusers!
Hello DinoLovers!!
Thanks once again Mayor Atienza.

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In other news..

Guess what we're doin on May 1!!!!
SPIDEY 3 Babeee!!

You can actually watch it on IMAX at SM Mall Of Asia!

CARARHOL

Coolness!! Andy-Warholize your pictures!!!!


Friday, April 27, 2007

M-A-N-G-O

Yowza!!!
Our Indian Mango Tree is on B -LOOOMING!!
Tis' gonna be a bountiful harvest this summer!

Thank you Nina for watching over the tree.....

Yes...
Nina's buried underneath the tree...

And NO..
It does NOT mean that she makes good fertilizer....

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Thanks Tuna for the Del.icio.us Photoshop tip!


Phil and Ted

Phil Stacey seems like a cool chap.

He sings well.

(I don't think he has what it takes to win A.I. though.
It's gonna be either Jordin or Dr. Doolittle duelin’ in d' end.)


And sometimes, I wanna cheer for him ........


It's just that.......
He reminds me too much of DEATH from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Too Freakee'! Hahahahaha!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The King and Queen

Holy Cow!!

Elvis Lives!!
And sings with Celine Dion on American Ido!!

Check it out! I CAN'T GET ENUFF! Hayop!!

Thank you "COMPUTERS!"

AI: Idol Gives Back was great.
No one got eliminated.

And there were superb perfomances from Josh Groban, Kelly Clarkson and Jack Black?? Heheheheeh!!

Bono, Madonna, Ben Stiller and other celebs appeared on the show too.

It was like watchin' Live Aid or somethin....


Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Cara reached a new milestone today.

At 1.5 years of age, she:

1) Turned on the Kolin DVD Player
2) Turned on the TV
3) Pressed Play on the DVD Player

All by herself!!

As in, we were like.... "Who turned Barney on?" "Not me!" "Not me...."

Yoiks!!


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

POPS AT THE T.O.

Pops and Carls lookin' specialasnazzy at Carla's brand spankin' new, awesome T.O. (Toronto) digz!!
Whattaview!!!

Pops flew on down to pay good ol' Letts a bisita the other week.

Afterwards, they took a bite to eat at my very own 5star restaurant........


Ain't that right Popsy??
GO RAPTORS!!!!!!!!

VC SUCKS!!
VC SUCKS!!

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In AI news:
Jordin Sparks was awesome tonight!! Melinda better watch out!

Click here to see her performance.

WHAT The F?

EB Babes vs SEXBOMB

Sex Bomb pa rin!!!!

No match ang EB babes.......Itaktak mo!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

CRITICALLY CRITICAL

This site is way too cool!!
MUSIC Aggregator
WEB 2.0 at it's finezt......

CRITICAL METRICS

Monday, April 23, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Finale'

"All good things must come to an end."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

WIDGETASMS Four

Damn u Ducks!! Damn u Dawg!!!
I'm gonna git you!!


Saturday, April 21, 2007

CAT STROKE

Told ya it was hot....
Tis' a CAT Day Afternoon....

Milestone

On April 20, 2007, Friday 6pm..

Cara finally said the magic words:

"ZACKEE"

Yey!!

Now, "Baba" means Barney.

Instead of "Baba" = Barney and/or Zachy.

KA- CHING!!

Cool...

PERSONALIZED MONEY

Create your own personalized money bill at the click of a mouse button, using the following simple steps:

  1. Choose a money bill (dollar, yen, ...)
  2. Upload a photograph
  3. Optionally, re-position the photograph
  4. Download your final image

Ya might as well also check out the Sassy Sappy Poem Generator while you're over there.

I typed in
Zachy &
Batman


The Gift

I wrote this letter especially for you
To prove that my love for you is true
Never shall I kiss someone else's lips
Never will we make any boring trips

Zachy, you are unbelievably beautiful
When I am near you my heart goes like a raging bull
Words cannot express
What I felt when you said 'yes'

Zachy, you mean so much to me
I never knew this could be
You are my sweetheart day by day
I hope you will never go away

This Batman is for you, I hope you will like it
I am dying to see your reaction, that I will admit
This poem has come to an end
There are many more I would like to send

Bwahhahahaahahah!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Too Cool..

EXCESS ARTISTE'!!!Yep! Them all celphones above!

Chris Jordan Photographic Arts


Couldn't just leave this link on d'deli.icio.us column!
Shanks Tuna!

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 2

HOTTY PATOTTY

It’s so hot
My blood is starting to clot
As sure as a dog with spots
Hmmm .. maybe not.

I jump into the shower
Briskly brush on some talcum powder
Best to do it every hour
DANG me scent sure over powers

Ahh—it’s hot!
So hot, I wanna do an Autobot
Oh please don’t forget me not…
While I melt here in the parking lot.


"Boss - pa-on naman ng aircon oh...."

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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by


WIDGETASMS Three

Yowza!
Tis' like piloting the Millenium Falcon inside the Death Star.....

Tales From The Biyatch - Part VIII


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Zachy

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Wash And Dry

Laundry Room Girl
by
Joey and David

Thursday, April 12, 2007

USELESS SENSELESS RHYMES by G - 1

THE JOG
When I wake up in the morning
I like to go jog
My thighs are aptly warming
They puff up like a horny frog

The sun to the east is rising
The wind is cool and calm
My brow is constantly perspiring
I could use some Tiger Balm

I run for one round
And walk once the next
I then declare with firm profound
"Jogging shur don’t compare to sex"
Yeeeha!
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This Rhyme
pa-pa-pa-powered
by

WIDGETASMS Two

Dis shiz is kinda addicting... Bwahahahaahah!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

WIDGETASMS One


Tales From The Biyatch - Part VI

After a long, gruelling epic battle on the fishing banca, we finally caught her...

"Holy Fishies Dad!" says Zachy. "She's enormous!!"

Now for a nice scale/fishie cleaning courtesy of Mang Nomer.

And voila!!! FRESH MAYMAYA!!! YUM!!!!!

She wasa sooo fresh ...... Her hearta wasa still beating!!
Double Yum!!
Barf!!

*Mang Nomer pulled all the fish guts out in ONE shot! You just have to detach some organs by the gills and by the egg/anus area.*

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YEAH RIGHT!!
We bought the MayaMaya for Php350 from a fisherman. In Manila, the fish would have cost around Php750!!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Tales From The Biyatch - Part V

Tales From The Biyatch - Part IV

Weird Things really do come out on the beach at night ........
OMG!!!

Tis d

ROSABELLUS JIGGZMYZTERIOUS!!!!!!

Run away! Run Away!

Tales From The Biyatch - Part III

Luv this shot..

This one too...

This one d best! :)

Tales From The Biyatch - Part II

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

H.H.H.C.A!!!!!!!!!!

HUMONGOUSLY HUGE HERMIT CRAB ALERT!!!!!!!!

Ya know...

Once you go CRAB, you never go back.....

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Aaaaahhhh ... .luv dat chillout muzik..... Ruff Ruff.........


Tales From The Biyatch - Part I

Starfish Couture is soooo IN .......
Gotta gets me one of dem Starfishieberets...

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No Photoshop needed here...
*Sigh*

HAPPY EASTER!!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Bye Bye Kimusabe

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya!!!

We goin to the ....


We goin to the ....


WE GOIN TO THE B - B - B - BEACH BIYATCHES!!!!

Happy Holy Week and Advance Easter to all!!


(BRB - Saturdayish)
(No CPU.....No Internet .... sob sob hu hu hu... )

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Toons!

Ey Benj!! Bato Blues?

"ToonDoo is a wacky way to get creative with comics. You can now create your own comic strips, share them or insert them in your blogs with just a few clicks and drag-n-drops!"



Thanks Letty!!

Blogger is Sooo Cool!

Blogger keeps on improvin!! And Del.icious rockx!

Here are some of the new cool features meesa added to da blog (from L-R):

HOT == POSTS
You can easily FEATURE your friends' posts on your blog by just clickin a lil' "share" button while using Google Reader!

It's a great way to share the wonderful life experiences out there.
And it's soo easy too!


SWEET DEL.ICIO.US LINKS
Thanks again Letty!

Del.icio.us has been around for a bit. It allows you to share your bookmarks with your friends, family.

Del.icio.us can put a little button on your browser when you register.

So when you seen an interesting story etc, -- you just push that little button and voila!!
The link appears on your blog (via a link roll from your del.icio.us account) and on your del.icio.us page.


YOU TUBE VIDEOS
This just in from Blogger!!!
You can now easily post/link to any You Tube Video by adding the widget on your Blogger edit layout page.

And the cool part is that it opens on top of your blog automatically for viewing when you click on one of the videos!!

Surprise Surprise!

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Man -- what else is comin'?